YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ACTIVITY LIKE THIS.

Jody and Dan Sanders (Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex) reluctantly agree to take care of a couple of feral children who are related to them, but that means also inviting “Mama” into their home.

The fifth chapter follows a well-worn formula but reaches a new level of crappiness, which is particularly sad as it comes from the Naked Gun writers. A lot of poo is flung, a lot of people fall on their asses.

Many movie references, but not even Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan’s opening bit livens things up.

2013-U.S. 86 min. Color. Directed by Malcolm D. Lee. Screenplay: David Zucker, Pat Proft. Cast: Ashley Tisdale (Jody Sanders), Simon Rex (Dan Sanders), Erica Ash (Kendra Brooks), Katrina Bowden, Katt Williams, Terry Crews, Snoop Dogg, Darrell Hammond, Molly Shannon, Jerry O’Connell, Heather Locklear, Bow Wow. Cameos: Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Usher Raymond, Mike Tyson. 

Trivia: Alternative title: Scary Movie 5. Co-produced by Zucker.